Snowball Fight Lyrics

Cold.
Brisk.
White.
Snow
Ball
Fight.

Snowball fight, snowball fight.
Smack your friend upside the head.
Snowball fight, snowball fight.
Oh, she’s mad; she wants you dead.

Snowball fight, snowball fight.
With this ice I’ll touch your base.
Snowball fight, snowball fight.
Wipe that smirk right off your face.

Snow ball fight is fun.
It gets rough and then some.

But you will not suffer.
You’re on a computer.

Snowball fight, snowball fight.
Balls of snow so round and tight.
Snowball fight, snowball fight.
Throw ‘em hard with all your might.

Snowball fight, snowball fight.
Pop him right between the eyes.
Snowball fight, snowball fight.
He’s the one with big fat thighs.

It’s fun for all ages.
The bored it assuages.

The time it will sure fill.
It’s free, thus a good deal.

Snowball fight, snowball fight.
Draw a bead on that bare neck.
Snowball fight, snowball fight.
That big red welt must hurt like heck.

Snowball fight, snowball fight.
Time to use the dirty tricks.
Snowball fight, snowball fight.
Pack that ice with stool and sticks!

That line, it mentioned
a word that might offend.

But, even your doctor
would see that as proper.

Snowball fight, snowball fight.
Do I feel bad when you I hit?
Snowball fight, snowball fight.
Oh, stop your whining sissy fit.

Snowball fight, snowball fight.
So you say my skills ain’t honed?
Snowball fight, snowball fight.
You’re the noob who just got pwned.

You got pwned. Skills ain’t honed.
Talent you need loaned.

A noob with no learning,
You need some rehearsing.

Oh Yeah!

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